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A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

I Found The Answer In My Room. Roof Said : Aim High Fan Said : Be Cool Clock Said : Every Minute Is Precious Mirror Said : Reflect Before You Act Window Said : See The World Calendar Said : Be Up-to-date Door Said : Push Hard To Achieve Your Goals.

Simple principle of Life: Never think U r nothing.. & Don't also think U r everything.. Bt always think U r sumthing.. & U can achieVe Anything..

Everyone deserves to be loved completely. Never become someone’s option.

if she is giving you too much attention. Just consider yourself lucky because maybe she loves you so much that she doesn’t want anyone else to take her place in your life. If she cries for you don’t think she is weak but consider yourself lucky that she thinks you are worth her precious tears. If she is jealous of the other women around you don’t think she is insecure but she doesn’t want to see anyone else to be in your arms. If a woman says sorry to you even though it was not her fault don’t think she fears losing you but she considers her relationship worth another chance and she doesn’t want anyone else to have your heart.. Motivate yourself ~ Share & Inspire Others!

Right now, there are people all over the world who are just like you. They’re lonely. They’re missing somebody. They’re in love with someone they probably shouldn’t be in love with. They have secrets you wouldn’t believe. They wish and they dream and they hope, and they look out the window whenever they’re in the car or on a bus or a train and they watch the people on the streets and wonder what they’ve been through. They wonder if there are people out there like them. They’re like you, and you could tell them everything and they would understand. "And right now, they’re sitting here reading these words, and I’m writing this for you so you don’t feel alone anymore.'' Motivate yourself ~ Share & Inspire Others!

"Never Change Ur Originality For The Sake Of Others"b'coz"in Dis World No One Can Play Ur Role Better Than U.so Belive Urself N Win D World....!!!