Drunk

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and
the following conversation takes place:
Man: What’s the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55
zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man
gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for
your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about
a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that
tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a
dirty look.)
Cop: I’m also going to give you
a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you
were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat
belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk
to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

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