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Drunk

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A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn’t know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you’ve known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma’am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he’s drunk.

7 Secrets Of Success

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I Found The Answer In My Room. Roof Said : Aim High Fan Said : Be Cool Clock Said : Every Minute Is Precious Mirror Said : Reflect Before You Act Window Said : See The World Calendar Said : Be Up-to-date Door Said : Push Hard To Achieve Your Goals.

Simple principle of Life:

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Simple principle of Life: Never think U r nothing.. & Don't also think U r everything.. Bt always think U r sumthing.. & U can achieVe Anything..

Never choose someone

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Everyone deserves to be loved completely. Never become someone’s option.

Don’t take a woman for granted..

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if she is giving you too much attention. Just consider yourself lucky because maybe she loves you so much that she doesn’t want anyone else to take her place in your life. If she cries for you don’t think she is weak but consider yourself lucky that she thinks you are worth her precious tears. If she is jealous of the other women around you don’t think she is insecure but she doesn’t want to see anyone else to be in your arms. If a woman says sorry to you even though it was not her fault don’t think she fears losing you but she considers her relationship worth another chance and she doesn’t want anyone else to have your heart.. Motivate yourself ~ Share & Inspire Others!

Motivate yourself ~ Share & Inspire Others!

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Right now, there are people all over the world who are just like you. They’re lonely. They’re missing somebody. They’re in love with someone they probably shouldn’t be in love with. They have secrets you wouldn’t believe. They wish and they dream and they hope, and they look out the window whenever they’re in the car or on a bus or a train and they watch the people on the streets and wonder what they’ve been through. They wonder if there are people out there like them. They’re like you, and you could tell them everything and they would understand. "And right now, they’re sitting here reading these words, and I’m writing this for you so you don’t feel alone anymore.'' Motivate yourself ~ Share & Inspire Others!

"Never Change Ur Originality

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"Never Change Ur Originality For The Sake Of Others"b'coz"in Dis World No One Can Play Ur Role Better Than U.so Belive Urself N Win D World....!!!

Give A Thought.._.!!!

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No & Yes Are 2 Short Words.. Which Need A Long Thought. . Most Of The Things We Miss In Life Are Due To Saying No Too Soon Or Yes Too Late._.. . Give A Thought.._.!!!

Two rules for a Peaceful Life.

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Two rules for a Peaceful Life. 1. Failure should never go to Heart (Depression). 2. Success should never go to Head (Ego)..

"Dont love D person who enjoys with U,

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"Dont love D person who enjoys with U, Love D person who really suffers without U.. Becoz, D pain of love can never be defined..

Sometimes removing some people out of your life makes room for better people.

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I did not remove the person from my life, but they removed themselves from my life. For reasons unknown, but a new friend and much better person has entered my life. - Diane Abraham When God asks you to leave someone, that’s because he wanted you to pick someone better. Be wise in everything you do. - Mariven Manigos

Be happy....

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Be happy. Not because everything is good, but because you can see the good side of everything. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai lama Be happy with what you have and are, be generous with both, and you won't have to hunt for happiness. - William E. Gladstone

Sometimes you meet someone,

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Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.”

In the long run -

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In the long run - everyone is different, but we are all human. Everyone deserves love no matter what they look like, everyone needs faith in their life, hope in their heart, and love to give for otherwise life will be terrible. Everyone makes mistakes, NO ONE is perfect (yes that means YOU reading this and it means ME as well). I believe we all need to be more accepting, less judgmental, more loving, less bitter, and more willing to look past the flaws at the person inside.

A girl's needs are so simple.

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A girl's needs are so simple. She just needs you to pay attention, because that attention reassures her you're still interested. She needs you to put in some effort, because that effort reassures her she ain't the only one who's trying. She needs you to make time for her, because that time reassures her you still want her to be a part of your life. She needs your loyalty, because that loyalty reassures her she's committing to the right person. Lastly, she needs your honesty, because your honesty reassures her she can trust you. & it's sad how some guys can't even get that done.. SHARE if you care !

A Real Woman NEVER really ask for much.

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Dear Men : You might think she wants your car, your money, and gifts. But the right woman wants your time, your smile, your honesty, your efforts, and you choosing to put her as a priority. A Real Woman NEVER really ask for much. And guys you DON'T have to give her diamonds or the whole world. All she truly desire is for you to NEVER give up on her & Just be there for her. A real woman will never be impressed by wealth or riches because the unconditional love and affection she will give you for a lifetime is priceless. A real woman is not impressed by chivalry, heroism or macho looks because she will support you all your life with her emotional strength. A real woman just needs to be respected for her values and ethics and loved to the core …

Friendship is the best thing that comes to life.

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Friendship is the best thing that comes to life. Friends will always be there for you Don’t worry about the fakes worry about the people who had your back from the start and never treated you wrong Always remember they are your real friends Don’t never take them as granted because one day your going to lose a good friend by the way your action’s are. When you see a good friend stick to that person. Be the friend first, give of yourself and expect nothing in return. True friends are those who are there for you unconditionally. Never do they question, but always offer support no matter what the circumstances are. Best Friends are the people worth living for I’m blessed with the best friends. Can’t even give God the gratitude enough. I love my friends.

3_ Important Things ...

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3 Things in Life that can never come back when gone: -Time -Words -Opportunity 3 Things in Life that Should Never be Lost: -Peace -Hope -Honesty 3 Things in Life that are Must Valuable: -Love -Faith -Prayer 3 Things that Make a Person: -Hard work -Sincerity -Commitment 3 Things that can Destroy a Person: -Lust -Problem -Anger 3 Things in life that are Constant: -Change -Death -GOD Thank You God for Waking Me Up This Morning.

At times of friendship between girls and boys..

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At times friendship between a boy and a girl becomes so complex that it's too good to be true. Sometimes those friendships cross the line and become something else. What do you do when you start falling for a friend? There is a fine line that most of us probably have gone through at one time or another. What happens to our friendships? Why do some grow richer with time, others disappear, and others come to a crashing, often unexpected, end? Why do we fear to express the starting of love? Is it because of the fear of loosing the friendship? The friendship that develops from heart become everlasting and is never broken by any outside force. What make them closer? The first answer is the growth of technology. Mobile phones play a great role in changing the relationships. Teenagers and youth are now more addicted to night callings. Girls are more dynamic than ever before. They talk to boys as the same level of girls. They chill out like boys. As time pass by ther