One Day An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: ”Where the Hell are you …?” Husband: Darling do you remember the jewellery shop where you saw a very beautiful gold necklace and were desperate to buy it, but I didn’t have the money but promised to get it later when I get my salary… Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Sure I remember it my dear. Husband: I am in the cafe next to that jewellery shop!! Few Hours Later, Husband sends a text message to his wife: “Hi, what are you doing Darling?” Wife: I’m dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without you?” Wife: “You fool! I am dying my hair..” Husband: “Bloody English Language Before Sleeping, Wife : How much do you love me ? Husband : I love U so much, I can't measure. Wife : No just tell me.... Husband : Okay, I am like a cell phone & you are my sim card, i am nothing without you... Wife : Wow ! that's so romantic... Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn't know, this is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim cards...

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