You are all the same ;)

One Chinese person walks into a bar in
America late one night and he saw Steven
Spielberg.
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes
over to him, and asks for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says,
“You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor,
get outta here.”
The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was
not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl
Harbor, it was the Japanese”.
“Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the
same,” replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap
and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers
were on that ship.”
Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg
that sank the ship, not me.”
The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg,
Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”