Some old men can still think fast

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large
farm for several years. He had a large pond
in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he
fixed it up nice with picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple, and
peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there
for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring
back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch
of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond.
He made the women aware of his presence
and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, ‘we’re
not coming out until you leave!’
The old man frowned, ‘I didn’t come down
here to watch you ladies swim naked or
make you get out of the pond naked.’
Holding the bucket up he said, ‘I’m here to
feed the alligator.’
Some old men can still think fast.