6 Signs You’re Single And Happy

Being SINGLE is sometimes a choice people
make in their Life, Here are the signs it’s
time to cross over and finally admit that
you should be single and proud!
1. You spend Money on Yourself.
You didn’t sit in front of a computer for 40
hours this week just to watch someone else
eat a lobster when it’s not even the season.
Same goes for the presents that you know
will find a lovely home in the back of the
closet. Save your money for when you want
to spend it on someone really, really
special. Like yourself.
2. You’re Attracted By Many.
You didn’t sit in front of a computer for 40
hours this week just to watch someone else
eat a lobster when it’s not even the season.
Same goes for the presents that you know
will find a lovely home in the back of the
closet. Save your money for when you want
to spend it on someone really, really
special. Like yourself.
3. You do what You want Anytime.
You’re just not ready to give up peeing in
the shower for someone else to join you in
it (but really, has that ever stopped you?).
If your potential partner knew how much
you love drinking straight from the carton,
he’d think twice about the murky cereal
milk.
4. You careless About Other people opinion.
You don’t like conferring with someone else
before you make a decision — your science
lab partner can attest to this fact.
You don’t need a secondary opinion to
validate your choices, like if you want to
get into that sketchy limo on a rainy day,
you will! And you definitely don’t care what
people have to say about you being single,
so you might as well keep on embracing it.
5. Its All About Yourself.
Being wickedly inappropriate is your
specialty and one of the rare things you
excel at. Dancing like you’re going to injure
yourself.
Walking around with your skirt tucked into
your panties. You’re not about to let all
that go just to have someone cuddle you in
bed. You’ve got a body pillow that will do
just fine.
6. You Go out whenever You want.
Winter is over, which means it’s time to
break out of hibernation and resume your
social life and outdoor happy hours again.
Having a boyfriend was pretty clutch for
the cold, snowy nights when all you wanted
to do was cuddle and binge on chocolate-
covered almonds. Now that the season has
changed, so have your dating habits. Time
to bloom, bish.