An employee goes to his boss to discuss his appraisal. Boss starts asking questions: Boss - There are 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left? Employee - That's easy. There are 49 left. Boss - How would you put an elephant into a fridge? Employee - Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Then close the fridge. Boss - How would you put a deer into the fridge? Employee - Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Then close the fridge. Boss - It's the lion's birthday. All animals are at the party except one. Who is missing & why? Employee - Deer is missing because it is in the fridge. Boss - An old woman wants to cross a swamp filled with crocodiles. How will she do it? Employee - She just has to cross from 1 side to the other because all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday party. Boss - Last question. The old lady still died why crossing the swamp. How? Employee - Err... I guess she drowned? Boss - No! She was hit by the brick that fell from the airplane. You may leave.

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