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Earth weights 6.6 septilion tons.
Don’t make it heavier by carrying Tensions &
Heavy heart!
Laugh a lot, hate less, Love much & Enjoy
every moment.
Life Is Like A Cotton. Don't Make It Heavier By Dipping In The Water Of Sorrow. But Make It Lighter By Blowing In The Air Of Joy, Enjoy Every Moment Of Life.
A cute thought 4 dose who believe in frndship..it's not necessary to share every secret b/w true frnd,but d thing is dat watever u share should b true..
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, “You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get outta here.” The astonished Chinese man replied, “It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese”. “Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you’re all the same,” replied Spielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, “You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.” Shocked, Spielberg replies, “It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.” The Chinese replies, “Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you’re all the same.”
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