Smart Blonde gets car loan
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City
and asks for the Loan officer.
She says she’s going to Europe on business for
two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde
hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz
SL 500.
The car is parked on the street in front of the
bank, she has the title and everything checks
out….
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral
for the loan.
The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a
good laugh at the blond for using a $110,000
Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then proceeds to
drive the Benz into the bank’s underground
garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays
the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $
15.41.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy
to have had your business, and this transaction
has worked out very nicely, but we are a little
puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multimillionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?”
The blonde replies, “Where else in New York
City can I park my Car for two weeks for only
$15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?”
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